Sugar Momma.
Let’s continue pretending that horse poop magically transforms into money instead of the other way. So money doesn’t matter. If you could buy anything for your horse, what would you buy?
I’m pretty sure the only things my horses want me to buy them are more food and treats. However, there are a lot of things I want to go with my horses.
If I had the money, I’d buy a house with enough land for the horses, a barn, and an indoor ring. If I could afford it, I’d quit work and own a small boarding stable.
I would also like to get a custom monoflap saddle. The saddler that I use actually makes gorgeous custom saddles that are really affordable ($3,000) but since I have a decently fitting saddle, it’s not an expense I can justify. But if horses start pooping money, I’m getting one.
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Also, I totally want fancy sheepskin lined leather open-front boots. I don’t really jump, I just want them. Every time we go to a tack store I have to admire the boots. I think it might be because they combine my leather and sheepskin obsessions.
And I want my Horse Van.
I just want my horses to start pooping money! I think that might just be the coolest thing in the world.